Always eat your vaggies. [via]
oh you know I do
i love being dramatic and half naked
Like its fucked up that rape is still a thing, but it more fucked up that people blame the victims
this is actually deep man
What if it bites me and it dies?
that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.
What if it bites itself and I die?
What if it bites me and someone else dies?
That’s correlation, not causation.
what if we bite each other and neither of us die
oh my god
this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever
I’ve been looking for this for 1000 years
i have two really long black nipple hairs
This Charming Man by The Smiths, 1984.
I would go out tonight
But I haven’t got a stitch to wear
This man said “It’s gruesome
That someone so handsome should care.”
this is my all-time favourite tumblr post
are straight boys obligated to touch the top of every door frame??
yes, due to an ancient deal with a malevolent god